Return Post—The Bangles
Writing the lines as they come to me
Scratching them out almost immediately
Don’t know what it’s done to me
When I Write My Master’s Thesis—John K. Samson
It’s all gonna change
When I write my master’s thesis
Paperback Writer—The Beatles
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
Every Day I Write the Book—Elvis Costello
Chapter One: We didn’t really get along.
Chapter Two: I think I fell in love with you.
You said you’d stand by me in the middle of Chapter Three
But you were up to your old tricks in Chapters Four
Five and Six.
And I’m giving you a longing look
Every day, every day, every day I write the book
Suzanne Vega—Book and a Cover
What’s that they told you
About a book and a cover?
Jools and Jim—Pete Townshend
Typewriter tappers
You’re all just crappers
You listen to love with your intellect
Wrote My Way Out—Nas, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Dave East, Aloe Blacc
Sister tapped my brains, said, pssh, you’ll get ’em right back
Oversensitive, defenseless, I made sense of it, I pencil in
The lengths to which I’d go to learn my strengths and knock ’em senseless
These sentences are endless, so what if they leave me friendless?
We Used to Wait—Arcade Fire
I used to write
I used to write letters
I used to sign my name
I used to sleep at night
Before the flashing lights settled deep in my brain
Please Read the Letter—Robert Plant and Allison Krause
Please read the letter, I
Wrote it in my sleep
With help and consultation from
The angels of the deep
The Letter—The Box Tops
Well, she wrote me a letter
Said she couldn’t live without me no more
Letter from Bilbao—Lowest of the Low
I am writing you this letter
In desperation, I’m afraid
All She Wrote—Ray Davies
All she wrote was a goodbye letter
“It’s over for us, to tell you the truth
I’ve met this person in a disco
He’s really special, reminds me of you”
Word Crimes—Weird Al Yankovic
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
Underwhelmed—Sloan
She wrote out a story about her life
I think it included something about me
I’m not sure of that but I’m sure of one thingHer spelling’s atrocious