Two tall, good-looking, tattooed, stylish, Jewish-American pop singers with the same first name and same last initial.
Can’t tell which Adam’s on the left, which one’s on the right? Here’s some help.
Looks like Elvis?
That would be Adam Lambert.
Moves like Jagger?
Then it’s Adam Levine.
Lead singer of Maroon 5?
That would be Levine.
Lead singer of Queen?
Keeps hunting for The Voice?
That would be your Adam Levine, long-time judge on NBC’s The Voice.
Was almost the American Idol (and definitely has the X-Factor)?
It’s Lambert who first gained fame in season 8 of American Idol.
Adam Lambert re-creates his American Idol audition (singing Bohemian Rhapsody, natch)
And is now a judge on X-Factor.
Was covered on Glee?
Levine. They did versions of “Moves Like Jagger” and “Misery”.
I rather like this Moves Like Jagger / Jumpin Jack Flash mashup
Did covers on Glee?
Lambert, who appeared in a number of season 5 episodes.
Adam Lambert’s last Glee performance
Guess he did just want to be a rock star—he left the show to tour with Queen.
Is a model?
Can’t keep his damn shirt on?
If you see abs, that’s Adam Levine.
Won’t take his damn shirt off?
This is about as much as you’ll ever see of Adam Lambert’s chestal area:
(Yes, I know he’s shirtless in the Welcome to the Show video, but with no more than his upper torso ever in frame, I think my point stands.)
Make lots of noise, kiss lots of boys
So a photo of an Adam and another guy getting cuddly is probably of Lambert…
But don’t just assume…
Or kiss lots of girls, if that’s what you’re into
Whereas a photo of an Adam kissing a woman is probably Levine…
But then again…
Sexiest man alive, 2013
Sexiest man alive, 2016
It’s got to be Jamie from Outlander, right? 🙂